my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
if this post gets 100,000 notes ill resurrect john f kennedy from death
lets get this to 100,000 notes
But what will he do when he comes back to life in 2013? He’s been dead more than forty years, he’s going to lose his mind waking up here.
he will reunite my chemical romance
if u dont like folie a deux then we’re folie a done
so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’
kev got the d